Wow. The intrigue of the voodoo totems lasted what, one episode? Way to tease it out, SC. Couldn't we have at least one episode where Faye looks pallid and weak?? John Blackwell was a snoooze. About the only badass moment this week was when the circle tossed the witch hunter into the tree. "Finally, they're witches…

Maybe latter day Tori. tori in her prime would've added a random person's name in there. "Sally has this feeling after seeing a league of their own…"

I liked the movie. It had balls. I found myself remembering when I was as stupid about life as Aura. If I may nitpick, I was expecting the furniture to be much smaller. A proper title would've been: Furniture of a Slightly Diminished Size.

I thought the movie was highly critical of those characters that espoused any such thoughts. Wasn't that same chef a douchebag philanderer? Should we hold The Sopranos accountable for the views on women and Jewish people that Tony held?

We're all alone. Each an island unto ourselves.

I loved how the flashback scenes with Amanda and Daniel played. Obviously she was choosing her prey in those scenes, but I like the suggestion however subtle that she may have started developing legitimate feelings (based in sympathy) for him that early on. It's ironic then that she molds him into a target deserving…

If you plug Zooey Wowee one more time, I'll break your kneecaps.

It's simple really: post-converted 3D. 2013 Re-Release culminating in the 2018 10 year anniversary. Also let's film that one novel she did from Edward's perspective and then throw some money at Stephanie Meyer and get her to do the rest of the series from Edward's perspective and then in 2022, when that's wrapped up,…

I can see why he'd put Red State on here. For Tarantino it was probably like getting a toddler's charming, crudely rendered drawing of himself on his ranch, surrounded by deviant stickmen homosexuals. I personally hated nearly every minute I wasted watching it. To each his own… piss poor taste in god awful movies? The…

They missed the boat on this one. Dexter should have said, "I've got a new tableau for you… the fallen angel." and then chucked Travis off the roof.

I find it most odd that her father started off her Do-it-Yourself Revenge guide with the words, "you must forgive," and then goes on to lay out a detailed map of how she can destroy her enemies.

Sure it is, baby. Sure it is. Now go get Daddy a beer.

All of this intellectual dissection of the show (Infantlization? - what is she a puppy?)  was rendered meaningless by the hilarity of that one perfectly done school girl squeal of delight Zooey served up when Jess saw Nick's wang.

I want this show. I want it so badly. But I want it with a young Bruce Campbell in the lead. Is that so wrong?

I like the horse. He's been used well. Oleg has grown on me a little too. Probably because he's so freakishly consistent in his repulsiveness. I kind of can't wait for the episode where Caroline accidentally sleeps with him. Can you say Season finale?

I'll let y'all know what I think of this sometime next year when Dark Souls is done with me. Scott's review isn't terrible but it feels cybernetic -as if written in a giant hermetically sealed tupperware chamber in which human emotions have been removed from the experience.

It was just bowling shoe ugly. The less said about it the better. Bury it, move on.

Help! Everything I do is part of FRANCO. How can I ever know if I've done something on my own?

Yeah, I hate how I listen to Blow on repeat, like a hundred times. That's the worst.

Honey Blood. Love it. That's a girl who knows her brand and it probably isn't pretending to be Snooki on a motorcycle. Just sayin'.