Why do you think I made you watch those Sharknado movies?! For fun??? Well I didn't hear anyone laughing, did you?!?

I dunno… but they could definitely get my viewership back if I could win stuff by watching!

I am taking this as total validation of my assertion that the Chinese like bad subtitles.

As a follow up will he invent the "talky"? It's like the movies that all of us are used to seeing, but you can actually hear the people talking instead of having to read it.

In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

Murder isn't working, and that's all we're good at.

Goddamn it, I've been struggling to get back above 6.0 for weeks, you're making me self-conscious about it.

Nah, you're just crazy.

Oh you just wait, you're going to get flagged so hard for blaming completely legitimate criticism from Chinese government on the Chinese government. It totally wasn't us. I mean them. And even if it was us, it was completely justified.

As I recall, Pacific Rim made more in China than in the US and that's pretty much why it's getting a sequel. Are we sure they hate bad subtitles? Also, isn't it possible that poorly translated Charlie Hunnam was an improvement?

Hang, that's one of the lesser Marvel Captain Marvels she's reading, isn't it? How does that work? I feel like it's been a while since Marvel and DC have done much cross promotion like that.

"But seriously, as a person who has been down that road, I say it will not tell you anything you should hear. Your life and your brain will get worse for having these experiences. Let this one go, as advice."

Maybe a kea ate your baby. Damn, that joke doesn't work as well on a country without large living predators. Possum?

Squeeeeeeeeee!

I'm excited for Nova, a little frustrated that I'll need to pay to get the real Nova skin. And I get it, NINO is the current "Nova" and it wouldn't make marketing sense to have Richard Rider be the default, but that doesn't change the fact that I want to play him!

Yeah, my decision process normally goes something along the lines of:

I'm going to go off what TheKappa said, A Serbian film is the proper endpoint if you want to point out the pointlessness of extreme for the sake of extreme. Which I don't believe Audition is for a second.

I was hoping the journalist was Ryan Turek. He's a really nice guy, met him in person once. Glad he's still living the dream.

The original rule was:

The catch is by then Comcast will be the only internet provider in the country. They're working the long con to control TV.