RAISIN BRAN

Fuck yeah, T-t-t-todd T. Squirrel! I bet he would love this show given his healthy appetite for crank.

Fuck yeah, T-t-t-todd T. Squirrel! I bet he would love this show given his healthy appetite for crank.

Great plan until Walt personally melts the kid and his bike.

Great plan until Walt personally melts the kid and his bike.

I was a little surprised that the last 5 episodes are meant to take place within a week, give or take a few days. Seems like a hectic time in Louie's life compared to how it has been portrayed previously.

I was a little surprised that the last 5 episodes are meant to take place within a week, give or take a few days. Seems like a hectic time in Louie's life compared to how it has been portrayed previously.

Before, after, during. There's a whole weird world out there.

Before, after, during. There's a whole weird world out there.

Someone told him he was going to be in a movie with Chris Pine and he was like, "Oh you mean the Garth Brooks with makeup guy?", so he dressed that way to impress him.

Someone told him he was going to be in a movie with Chris Pine and he was like, "Oh you mean the Garth Brooks with makeup guy?", so he dressed that way to impress him.

This was a middle school favorite for me. So naturally when I got to high school and found out that we had to sell chocolates every year (which for most people meant giving them to their rich parents who would make all their employees/subordinates buy a ton), I refused. The football coach used to come to my classroom…

This was a middle school favorite for me. So naturally when I got to high school and found out that we had to sell chocolates every year (which for most people meant giving them to their rich parents who would make all their employees/subordinates buy a ton), I refused. The football coach used to come to my classroom…

I saw a purple Skittle on a classroom floor this morning. Not gonna lie, I considered it.

"The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration…

"The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration…

"But I cleaned them with my napkin!"

"But I cleaned them with my napkin!"

Anne Hathaway totally counts.

Anne Hathaway totally counts.