Geosynchronous communications satellites are at least 22,000 miles away at all times, so a 44,000+ mile round trip will introduce noticeable delays merely as a result of the finite speed of light, even without other factors like network latency and processing time. So it could make things worse depending on how your…

Geosynchronous communications satellites are at least 22,000 miles away at all times, so a 44,000+ mile round trip will introduce noticeable delays merely as a result of the finite speed of light, even without other factors like network latency and processing time. So it could make things worse depending on how your…

Have you ever read Entertainment Weekly? It wouldn't surprise me if the interviewer said 'OK, tape's rolling, just tell some dick jokes so I can get out of here' and Louis CK sat there with a sad look on his face telling dick jokes.

Have you ever read Entertainment Weekly? It wouldn't surprise me if the interviewer said 'OK, tape's rolling, just tell some dick jokes so I can get out of here' and Louis CK sat there with a sad look on his face telling dick jokes.

We need a gritty reboot of The Andy Griffith Show. Something like Sons of Anarchy's Wayne Unser transplanted into the Breaking Bad universe.

We need a gritty reboot of The Andy Griffith Show. Something like Sons of Anarchy's Wayne Unser transplanted into the Breaking Bad universe.

Ellen Degeneres With a Neckbea Arthur

Ellen Degeneres With a Neckbea Arthur

@avclub-03e6a77cf82cb3a691a80c326d7bc255:disqus That will reduce but not eliminate your chances of being decapitated. When I was a kid I saw a station wagon that had slid all the way under a truck. There's no way anyone in that car still had a head.

@avclub-03e6a77cf82cb3a691a80c326d7bc255:disqus That will reduce but not eliminate your chances of being decapitated. When I was a kid I saw a station wagon that had slid all the way under a truck. There's no way anyone in that car still had a head.

No, paying attention to commentary is meta.

No, paying attention to commentary is meta.

People are still paying attention to this guy?

People are still paying attention to this guy?

Pedant? You sick fuck…

Pedant? You sick fuck…

That's a more likely scenario than you think, if his novel about a handsome, no-nonsense journalist/murderer is any indication.

That's a more likely scenario than you think, if his novel about a handsome, no-nonsense journalist/murderer is any indication.

Yeah, what a bunch of lousy sandal-wearing goldfish tenders!

Yeah, what a bunch of lousy sandal-wearing goldfish tenders!