I've gotten this far by just calling them assholes.

NBC advertises their shows, just in a completely inept way.  I must have seen that horribly not funny 'insult duel' between the daughter from Married With Children and the slutty drunk lady from Will & Grace at least 8 times tonight.

I have a feeling I'll end up regretting not seeing this when Lucas replaces the entire cast with CGI white dudes for the special edition.

Hey, don't hate on P. Casablacka was great.

The Maquis were formed in part as a rebellion against the Federation's  turtleneck-and-leotard civilian dress code—check out their costumes if you don't believe me.

What is with all the people saying this.  If someone killed my wife and a bunch of my friends (and almost killed me and my son) it would take a long time before I got to the "it's alright bro, I know you didn't mean to" stage.

I don't know, it seems like Bajoran noses are probably pretty hard.

Fuck, I forgot to watch Storage Wars.  Looks like I'm not the only one.

Hey, some of us like that sort of thing.

Are the Beastie Boys' newer albums still good?  I was the biggest fanboy in the late 90s but then I sort of lost touch.

'8 ball' in that song refers to the 40 - Old English 800, to be precise.

Re: #2, The fact that he was reading it while taking a dump definitely points to him having at least two copies.

Ryan Gosling?  Did you mean Ryan Reynolds?