That's what it took to get him out of Canada.

Norm MacDonald's Ontario Accent can be another persona for you.

And let me guess, the White House is still standing?

Karl Rove and Rush Limbaugh combined, are less cynical than the Magic Christian.

Stupid monks were to busy drawing farting nuns to learn to count…

Yes!  And during this time that first chicken laided an egg.

"Post-Soviet Russia"… figures.

Who's playin the guy behind the fence?

I'd heard Colin Meloy was putting all his profits into Consolidated Zepplin.

Food Network!

Tony Shalhoub as Monk McGinn, and Thomas Hayden Church as Jenny.

Nice little interweb thing ya got going here, Franco.  Shame if something were to happen to it…

The Black Keys are torching a 68 Pontiac Parisienne! Somebody Stop Them!

Jeremy Clarkson would like a word…

Actually very tolerable in Caddyshack.

Still, worse than working with Chevy?

D'Angelo: …

The Australian gets credit for that one…

Perhaps, but I think the other kitties aren't that supportive.

The cat kitty looks so sad…