Should get him to play the dad in a remake of A Christmas Story just so he can say "Hey, Ralphie boy."

careful….

Sounds like a load of Margo's Cargo to me…

Foreign owned, mass produced tributes…

Goodbye rubberhead,

Well, the girls are out to bingo and the boys are getting stinkoed!

An icon died yesterday, so no, we are not happy.

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!!  MOTHER/DAUGHTER BONDING!!  FUCKING AWESOME, DUDES!!!

Ah, billionaire problems…

In all the Star Wars movies… no one offered to make waffles.

That pun is rather taxing, man.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus  I think the real question is…  how many holes would Jesus fill?

No, you're lying.  You married one…

No, you're lying.  The gator was sterile.

No, you're lying.  Cuba's comments took a pie, not a cake.

alcohol is my yoga, baby.

Perhaps we can convince Train to stop playing until world hunger is stopped.

Yah, I'd probably order 12 dozen as well.

They tried to get a deal with a brewery in Belgium, but it was bedlam there…

"Underneath the sycamore tree"