Ask Jimmy Saville.

Both a Peter and a Dink in his name…

You truly love each other, and so you might have been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the storybooks say. And so I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will.

Follow me, don't follow me…
I've got my spine, I've got my Orange Crush.

Or the Butthole Surfers…

Don't blame me, blame the fog…

Sorry, I liked SOB.  Robert Preston!!!  Robert Preston getting a B12 shot in the ass from a topless Roxanna Arquette.

From coconut palms 
and banyan trees 
and coral sands
And Tonkinese

You HAHR-PY!

I'ma let you finish, but Carly Rae Jepson was robbed!

Damn it Captain Braugher!  He gets… well not results, but his dick is in a box!

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I killed that cheating bitch.

Ageing Chief Inspector Scrooge is haunted by victims of his unsolved cases until he can bring them justice in COLDCASE CAROL.

It was the best of crimes, it was the worst of crimes…

Squeal like a… well…

Well done, Knifey!

DI Tess D'Urberville

Bleak House:   SVU

Burglar Alarm!

Can't we thank Cocaine for some of the part of the goings on?