Acting with the Stars!  Get B-listers to perform Shakespeare in front of Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart and John de Lancie.

Paula Abdul:  Great dive, Kirsti… 10!
Cee lo Green:  Just like ME, Kirsti Alley is a sensitive artist and a great entertainer.  10!
Greg Louganis:  Kill me now…

Paula Abdul:  Great dive, Kirsti… 10!
Cee lo Green:  Just like ME, Kirsti Alley is a sensitive artist and a great entertainer.  10!
Greg Louganis:  Kill me now…

Win to band:  Hey, don't bogart the poutine!

Win to band:  Hey, don't bogart the poutine!

Sorry, Ray, but you're wrong.  Scientist have proven that rock died in 1974, about the time of the release of the first Bad Company Album.

Sorry, Ray, but you're wrong.  Scientist have proven that rock died in 1974, about the time of the release of the first Bad Company Album.

No, it has to be Roxanne, filmed in Nelson, BC.

No, it has to be Roxanne, filmed in Nelson, BC.

Shows how uncaring we are.  Sasquatches live in the dumpsters behind Starbucks.  Everyone just assumes they are homeless and they don't even register them.

Shows how uncaring we are.  Sasquatches live in the dumpsters behind Starbucks.  Everyone just assumes they are homeless and they don't even register them.

I'm to Old fur ziss, by Crom!

I'm to Old fur ziss, by Crom!

Above the movie still of 3 Asian women is a banner ad with 3 25yr old Asian women trying to tempt me.   Just a little disconcerting.

Above the movie still of 3 Asian women is a banner ad with 3 25yr old Asian women trying to tempt me.   Just a little disconcerting.

Thank God for monkey notification…

Thank God for monkey notification…

hee hee

hee hee

Thank God, for Turtle notifications…