I see the AV Club as a Theatre of the MInd!  So, can't be too safe…

Ah, the horses and bayonets of outrageous fortune…

Ah, the horses and bayonets of outrageous fortune…

You've got to use Mitt-Math.  Honest, it adds up!

You've got to use Mitt-Math.  Honest, it adds up!

Calypso!  The boat not the dance…

Calypso!  The boat not the dance…

I would have loved to have seen Savalas tackle Ma… that Scottish guy…  Would need a great Lady M to keep up with him.

I would have loved to have seen Savalas tackle Ma… that Scottish guy…  Would need a great Lady M to keep up with him.

At least you're thinking about the issues…  personally, I think cash buy-outs don't work.  Up here in Canuckistan, we have a truth & reconcilliation thing going on to answer for our residential schools.  Cultural genocide is a polite phrase for what happen.  Institutionalized child molestation.  So we set up a…

At least you're thinking about the issues…  personally, I think cash buy-outs don't work.  Up here in Canuckistan, we have a truth & reconcilliation thing going on to answer for our residential schools.  Cultural genocide is a polite phrase for what happen.  Institutionalized child molestation.  So we set up a…

ginger…

ginger…

That would be…

That would be…

I'll be on the sidelines, drinking and mocking with the Murray Boys. I'll lend them my cellphone if Roadhouse comes on…

I'll be on the sidelines, drinking and mocking with the Murray Boys. I'll lend them my cellphone if Roadhouse comes on…

How could I nock a pun like that.

How could I nock a pun like that.

"Fletcher"!  You sir, must be a toxophilite.