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Chris in the Morning
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Cause Jesus has the really good meth…

Say it isn't so!

Say it isn't so!

Where do you stand on sodomizing the farm dog?

Where do you stand on sodomizing the farm dog?

Amen!  I just see Don smoozing some 20 year old starlet, then yelling "IN COMING" and diving under the coffee table.

Amen!  I just see Don smoozing some 20 year old starlet, then yelling "IN COMING" and diving under the coffee table.

It wasn't being Cruise's buddy that got him… it was fucking Meg Ryan.

It wasn't being Cruise's buddy that got him… it was fucking Meg Ryan.

and more importantly, your ass…

and more importantly, your ass…

You are right sir!  Faulty/fawlty? old brain… fooled by the photo.  I knew there was a reason we brought you home from the park in the dark, Clark.

You are right sir!  Faulty/fawlty? old brain… fooled by the photo.  I knew there was a reason we brought you home from the park in the dark, Clark.

Is it not Mr. Jones under the Triumph?

Is it not Mr. Jones under the Triumph?

Eli was okay, but My favorite Whitney is his brother Zeke who invented the Lemon Gin.

Eli was okay, but My favorite Whitney is his brother Zeke who invented the Lemon Gin.

Toronto…
pfft.

Toronto…
pfft.

Can't think who they might get that would be even a shadow of a Bad-Ass named Richard Boone.  Always remember the episode where this little killer used a sawed-off shotgun and would take out anyone with a handgun…  So Paladin got a long barrel shotgun and killed him from a distance.  Brains and Bad Ass.