Amen.

Rebel Wilson!

10c10y,
You're right.
I'm so fucking sorry…  I hope you folks forgive me and allow me to come back.

Grandpa Jones: 
I'm a poet
Who don't know it
My feet don't show it
Even though they're Longfellows!

What problem?

Kitties are funny!

Dispatch!  There is a suspicious Black woman trying to be funny!  I'm following her…

"Seemingly Innocuous Directions To Places Where Surprisingly Evil Things Reside,"

Now where did I put the white tank top of regret…

Kudos!

Commander in Chief Santorum

North of the Border…

RIP

Yup. that's what I'm sayin.

Oh, you cheeky Monkey!  Nicely done.

Sorry, for the typo, I meant Ontario Orangemen.  As in miltaristic Protestants.

Somebody wake up Hicks.

DAWES!

Don't you just hate it when frat boys stand-up routines get repetitive? It's like, come on, I've heard this one a million times, bring something new to the table.

Sharks would have found Anne Frank like that!