Yes!  That smile is a thousand times better than any catch phrase.

fardles?

Eric Idle:  You ever wonder what it's all about?
HDB:  Nope!

Prof beat me to  it…

The Ring!  The Ring is in his pocket!

Hitch was known to treat his actresses like meat…  This whole thing is very confusing, unless Novack is experiencing senility.

"shared a desk"…
rapist!

Tebow the negro blowtorch!

I played the fool in Winters Tale once.  The bear costume was terrible.  Having to be terrified of that moth-eaten rug was the toughest acting I've ever done.

And then you threw it all away with that whole Urkle thing! If you had to shoot someone, why would you pick a decent dancer and let that creepy geek live?

I would like to talk to you about ducts…

Right you are, Albert!

I thought Hestin was way better in Omega Man.  Plus Anthony Zerbe as Head of the Zombies?  70s Bliss!

And the Republicans have a new frontrunner.

Get IN The Car, DAVE!

It was 5 minutes.  Hey, we're still overstuffed and a little hungover.

B.B.o.Butts Day is just so much easier to remember than Don Cherry's Birthday.

That was from all the polling…
Americans feel more comfortable with a zombie they can have a beer with.

My mother's a rapper?

Is there a Old Dirty Bitch?