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Chris in the Morning
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With Eminem as Iago?

Screw this, Revelations is the ultimate CGI feast…  Jon Hamm as the Anti-Christ, Tom Cruise as the False Profit, Lindsey Lohan as the Whore of Babylon…  The Baldwins as the 4 Horsemen…  The biggest part of stunt casting… Jesus could play Jesus!

OOWATANITE
Everything will be alright!

He's into Metal…

And don't buy a car from Elvis Costello!

Good Lord!  Cheney's shot the Queen in the face!

The Human Centipede:  The Musical!

Exactly!  Those Jack Burton monologues would be hits!

Raise a Little Hell is the greatest song ever!  Either that or Boys in the Bright White Sports Car…

You mean the American Tom Cochran…

Lurky is the 1%.
Most everything is made in a factory somewhere by slobs like me…

I think we all remember those be-headings in New York during the 80s.
But when will we find out how Vancouver's severed feet fit into the story…

The worst monster in the history of fiction…
Dr. Fritz Fassbender

Okay…. who?  Franco?  Shia?  Chris Colfer?

the Bible is even worse!

Creation is worth nothing, unless someone sells it?  You've been in Hollywood too long my friend…

The blacklist was cause ? is a freak!

v v v The Cowl District

"change dramatically"?  The names will change, the list will always be the same, man…