That's cause Jesus is forever and always.
JC 1,000,000 BC!

Reminds me of Bill Russell on SNL back in the day…
"It's because I'm Black!"

If I remember my New Testament correctly, didn't Jesus spend his time with social misfits?  Tax Collectors, Whores, the Working Poor?  Yep, sounds like a commie to me.

ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!

^Hipster…

Yah!  Why don't those Glutens go back to Glutenia where they came from!

Yes.  And the earth is 6000 years old.  God hates Gays etc. etc. etc.

Bluecollar?  I don't think so!

She's Kenyan too!

I think to big tobacco execs have changed "Lying".  Just because they refuse to confirm or deny what they say, this should not make it a "not-lie".

Weird Man!  I post with only 12 Reasonable Ds and then bam! over 50 RDs and I'm a day late and a dollar short!

Hackman is like the American Michael Caine, always interesting, even in bad movies.

Agreed, Asshole.  Lambert is lost, Connery is silly fun, but Clancy Brown owns that movie.

ELP or Pogues?  Bleakest Christmas song?

Tommy doesn't know what day it is…

He should have been the guy in the Dos Equis comercials.  One of the coolest guys on the planet, and yes he was ripped blind by his agent, so he needs the cash.  Too busy screwing Rebecca De Mornay to pay attention to his bank statements…
Poets!

Oh, Archie…
Nasty on a couple of Toronto bashing levels.
Well Done!

The sweaty guy from Scrubs?

I'm a big fan of Arabic numerals and white wine spritzers as well.

After the first Republican Debate, a Cooper's Hawk was born with 2 heads, and all the sheep miscarried.  I'm just sayin….