Hehe, no I was comparing shit and fecal matter.

Whew nice flashback!! Time for a Bill Needle resurrection.

Teleprompters are for Pussies! Bend over America, we're ridin bareback tonight! Ohhhh Yeaaaaah!!

You know what, on second thought, Ron Jeremy's not so bad. I take that part back, as long as Ron stays off primetime television.

I sentence him
to whatever level of hell Ron Jeremy lives in. Forever seeking respectability and never ever ever getting it.

^^^ is what i mean.

The New York Times just hired William "O'Reilly" Kristol. Its more like comparing shit and fecal matter.

I just watched it here. If it was down before its up now.

Damn, I would REALLY like see O'Reilly's take on this. Too bad i'll never see it for obvious reasons.

Hehe yeah i was thinking the same thing. I'll check out Colbert tonight just to see it.

The lesson is we all live in a yellow submarine.

"…but if there's nothing redeemable to discover within their primitive thought processes, why bother?"

Yah, I know, you're right. But the manatee thing was funny and I just was looking for an excuse.

(Ok someone has to do this.)

I wanna hear them go THUD when their heads hit the floor.

Dontcha love her madly
Dontcha love her madly
Dontcha love her madly
As she's walking out the door.

Jesus was a scanner? Huh. Lotta stuff makes sense now.

How about a round of Gentile or Goy?

I wanna be a STAR!!! thanks Bucky.

Oh sweet jesus
I'm a hipster-hating hipster, 10 seconds til my head explodes!