Ferrous Bueller, you're my hero.

Man, Kubrick was way ahead of his time.

^^Christina Taylor^^

Nah, I think it was Texas Instruments trying to go EXTREME1!!!1

Nein.

Captain America 3: Civil Lawsuit

And Ren & Stimpy/Hitler & Marilyn Monroe.

If someone hadn't ripped off that unconscious girls clothes and took pictures of her, we wouldn't have all this ice cold lemonade.

It looks like a shitty Robotex model set I got for Christmas randomly once and never took out of the box.

*raises tea cup*
BEHOLD MY RICHARD RAYMOND, MY DEAR BOY.

Sadam Andler.

*owl gives up, takes bite out of Iron Man suit*

Don't name your son Totally?

"You're number one on my shit list!"

*Siouxs you*

It's a bird! It's a plane! And by plane, I mean one of those toy planes that Kate had on Lost!

Yeah, I'm not gonna go out and sue Iron Man because they stole the pose I use whenever I'm playing catcher for my softball league.

*quadruply sues woman named Susan Sue*

Maybe in Utah.

I question the timing of this lawsuit.