YOU ARE PUNISHING ME FOR BEING ALIVE!

No rap and no country for old men

The probably only remember the comment back when CancerAIDs was an epidemic. And that wasn't really mean. Just stupid.

Hey I should really read all comments before posting my comment.

Did he play a slide whistle? I am not interested unless he played a slide whistle.

That'd actually probably be the best from White Light/ White Heat. Man, now I wonder if it would have gotten chosen if I had nominated it instead of being a jackass troll and choosing a track that's almost uncoverable.

Sure, here's a link. http://www.youtube.com/watc…

New York City Cops, New York City cops they ain't so bright.

Lou Reed— Sad Song

Not a second less!

The Velvet Underground— Sister Ray

Legitimately cool story, bro.

1) Don't suggest three-ways with your girlfriend and your best friend.
2) Give your wife roles in your movies regardless of how shitty her acting is.

Yeah, and after having seen that movie you know to suggest a three-way with your lesbian girlfriend and your latently gay best friend.

Well, I guess that depends on how long they last which I guess could be indefinite. They seem pretty stable.

I've always wondered if Malkmus was conservative because I can't get a feel for politics in his lyrics His other half D.C. Berman has made it quite clear that he's as liberal as fuck.

With my knowledge of Excel I think I can reduce riots by 40%.

Look, it's not the devil. It's an acquired taste. Like ritual mutilation.

Notches III

When I was right out of high school, I cared so much about it that I wrote 30 pages of screenplay in an 80s movie vein about attending a high school reunion before realizing it sucked and throwing it out in a dumpster near a local strip club (along with my script about a pluck pregnant teenager; imagine my chagrin…