His genitals can be used to make sugar, molasses, AND rum?

@avclub-8585e3ef66f8d1bc4b1856e529ecdd2c:disqus My family is from Indiana, and my grandpa (near the height of the Klan's power in Indiana, I believe) supposedly has the fine distinction of being asked why he wasn't a Freemason yet in in front of a buncha Masons back when they were an awful buncha people (they probably…

@sharculese:disqus Jesus Christ, that's an awful story.  Based on the music of Neutral Milk Hotel I just assumed everyone in Athens was a mellow hipster.

STEVE HOLT!

See how easy it was to get a job ten years ago?

Oh fuck, I'm going to have to live in Sudden Valley.

Schrodinger's commenter.

How about making all booths looks like the Simpsons' couch?

This better not be true. I would be so pissed.

Which one: Mars or the concentration camp?

Melt is where the singer from the obscure noise pop/folk band Wussy works.  And yes, I feel like a stalker for knowing that.

Anyone besides me disappointed that Kinsey wasn't there in LA?

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I thought that it was the greatest abortion that never happened since the conception of George W. Bush.  I did like the second and third season though.  Still haven't seen fourth season.

@avclub-6f097e848d3e349ddf8763d4aaa943df:disqus Hah yeah, like that one episode where a girl is reduced to a piece of pavement with a mouth, and they (the girl and the guy who had a crush on her) imply that it's alright either because they can still kiss (giving the writers the benefit of the doubt here) or because…

I agree.  I can usually only listen to about 3 Pastels' songs in a row.  But I listened to that whole album and enjoyed it.

Throw Aggi off the bridge.

Didn't Kinsey write that book?

Was the gag that people didn't originally watch Arrested Development but only watched it on Netflix years later?

Did people know at this time that Baptist Generals would be touring with Mountain Goats?  I think we did right?  I'm seeing them both next month!  I wanted to see the Mountain Goats, but when I heard the Baptist Generals, it sealed the deal for me.

Only in Sue Heck's mind obviously. She's the girl with perpetual nervousness.  Of course she's afraid that she fails if she stops..  She's probably afraid that she'll fail if she keeps going.  In case of ties, momentum wins.