Same here!  I was raised Baptist so I had to put up with that shit growing up.  I don't think she was raised in a religious family, so I guess she just didn't get brainwashed early enough to filter out Harry Potter.

It's a fuck you Friday.

Menu:  
Appeteaser:  Dog food medley crostini
Entree:  (Your) liver and onions
Dessert:  Crappy tiramisu

Okay, here's my theory about that song:  Dwight said something about nostalgia being the great human weakness before the song was played.  Crane Wife was released when The Office was still good.  The song was intended to make the viewer nostalgic for back when The Office was good.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that!  I like that Decemberists' song and all but geez that song was so out of place.

Man, Ronnie the Fucking Bear sure has some strong opinions on religion for such a small kid.

I have a classmate, who is a huge Harry Potter fan, listen to different chapters.  She's super religious, so I have to be careful which ones I pick.

@avclub-997f7e7989ed4ebf47ec45b062e05379:disqus Uh no.  If second hand smoke is dangerous, all the other arguments against smoking bans are moot.  A smoker's right to kill himself doesn't supersede my right to not breath in toxins.

Please please please let me get what I want.

Like the Gift of the Magi but with a pretentious movie.

They're both pretty unsanitary and most likely health code violations.

I'm sure it depends on where you work.  I worked at a small library with only one real librarian who stayed in an office to look at emails all day, only to come out to tell us how many emails she had to read and to tell us how much of fuckups  the rest of us were.  (last I heard she was making workers put slips with…

As a former library worker, this scene made the episode for me,   Also, as a former library worker, I can tell that he's no librarian.  You can tell by the fact that he's actually talking to people and not just hiding in an office.

The other tambourine guy killed him.

In the famous words of Marshall McLuhan:  The medium is the message, asshat.

What about the one killed by the double-decker bus?  

Liz Lemon is a Judas to women.

@avclub-7f40bfd32406e78a380f000b967dbfc4:disqus Remember [adult swim's] Greatest TV Event Ever (or whatever it was called earlier this year?  That was great.

Don't stop believing…

Oh shit, you're not supposed to attach your iPhone to your spine?