Sorry, after watching Teddy Westside hit in the testicles with a whiffle ball bat repeatedly on this show, I have been a cynical, cynical AV Clubber.

Sorry, after watching Teddy Westside hit in the testicles with a whiffle ball bat repeatedly on this show, I have been a cynical, cynical AV Clubber.

It was actually an ad for the Hobbit.  Next episode they're going to use the ring to infiltrate a dragon's lair.  Series finale Ted jumps into a volcano with it.

It was actually an ad for the Hobbit.  Next episode they're going to use the ring to infiltrate a dragon's lair.  Series finale Ted jumps into a volcano with it.

Yeah, but as soon as she saw a diamond she completely forgot.  I mean that's not how a real woman would behave, right?   Right?  Right?

Yeah, but as soon as she saw a diamond she completely forgot.  I mean that's not how a real woman would behave, right?   Right?  Right?

What about You Can Call Me All?

What about You Can Call Me All?

No, you're thinking of The Ramones Toys 'R' Us jingle, "Now I wanna sniff some model airplane glue."

No, you're thinking of The Ramones Toys 'R' Us jingle, "Now I wanna sniff some model airplane glue."

So is everyone going through an existential crisis since Friday's tragedy or is it just me?

So is everyone going through an existential crisis since Friday's tragedy or is it just me?

If Santa Claus doesn't take tips (and he doesn't, I asked!), I'm not going to give one to some government bureaucrat.

If Santa Claus doesn't take tips (and he doesn't, I asked!), I'm not going to give one to some government bureaucrat.

@WrongSirWrong:disqus He's dead, Jim.

@WrongSirWrong:disqus He's dead, Jim.

It is a thing if what I learn on TV can be trusted. But you know, I'm pretty sure that most postal carriers make more than I do.

It is a thing if what I learn on TV can be trusted. But you know, I'm pretty sure that most postal carriers make more than I do.

Firstie World Problem

Firstie World Problem