Willy Loman or Biff Loman?  Oh who am I kidding? All of the Lomans are fuck-ups.

Willy Loman or Biff Loman?  Oh who am I kidding? All of the Lomans are fuck-ups.

My lies are delicious, so I think I'd be okay.

My lies are delicious, so I think I'd be okay.

@DDB9000:disqus Jesus Christ, you still have dial-up?  Who are you the Unabomber?

@DDB9000:disqus Jesus Christ, you still have dial-up?  Who are you the Unabomber?

Better call Saul.

Better call Saul.

And Parks and Rec also had a Canada Dry product placement!   Ginger Ale is making a comeback!

And Parks and Rec also had a Canada Dry product placement!   Ginger Ale is making a comeback!

Okay, so we established then that your friends are hipsters, you are a hipster, and I am hipster.  Sorry, I don't usually call random people hipsters (that's reserve for my dumb ass friend from high school that brings me a crappy mixtape of awful indie rock for Christmas).

Okay, so we established then that your friends are hipsters, you are a hipster, and I am hipster.  Sorry, I don't usually call random people hipsters (that's reserve for my dumb ass friend from high school that brings me a crappy mixtape of awful indie rock for Christmas).

Be careful on your way back to your home plant, Chase.

Be careful on your way back to your home plant, Chase.

Does that mean they're indie now?

Does that mean they're indie now?

Your friends are hipsters.

Your friends are hipsters.

Flagged for racism.

Flagged for racism.