If a double decker taco kills the both of us, to die at Taco Bell, the pleasure, the privilege is mine.

You don't keep this body by sticking high fructose corn syrup up your pooper.

You don't keep this body by sticking high fructose corn syrup up your pooper.

No, but I do know bad science fiction.

No, but I do know bad science fiction.

I imagine that he's a human that's been turned part dinosaur whereas the others are dinosaurs that were turned part human.

I imagine that he's a human that's been turned part dinosaur whereas the others are dinosaurs that were turned part human.

Damn. I like my version better.

Damn. I like my version better.

Do you think they're the offspring of Newman in the first Jurassic Park and the dinosaur who ate him on the toilet?  That's how heredity works, right?  You take on the characteristics of things you eat?

Do you think they're the offspring of Newman in the first Jurassic Park and the dinosaur who ate him on the toilet?  That's how heredity works, right?  You take on the characteristics of things you eat?

I still get annoyed by all of these people talking about how great Arrested Development is.   Where were you when it was originally airing?

I still get annoyed by all of these people talking about how great Arrested Development is.   Where were you when it was originally airing?

No.  It does however allow him to buy vintage clothes from Goodwill 

No.  It does however allow him to buy vintage clothes from Goodwill 

The last straw was when he told her to cleanup their apartment right away instead of just reminding her about it later.

The last straw was when he told her to cleanup their apartment right away instead of just reminding her about it later.

Do schools need to teach Young Earth Creationism in science?

Do schools need to teach Young Earth Creationism in science?

Is this the band led by the woman from the feminist bookstore?