Most obscure
"Did a golden eagle come out of the sun and snatch it from your hands to take it to the midlands?"

Odd
531 comments and no one mentions Ben Nichols' Last Pale Light in the West. Great album based on Blood Meridian.

It's odd.
Woody Allen knows more about black people than white Southerners.

Remaining question
Will the finale be on Hulu? An adoring public needs to know!!!!1!

I went to that show.

Bad Advice
Turtle should be fired for telling Marky Mark to do this film.

I was certain I was going to leave this mortal coil without seeing Gigantic, then you go and say something like that. Thanks a lot, Kyle.

Is she filibustering her own meeting?
Filibuster, bitches!

Great Googily
Once again, Koski is cooler than any other staff member and now we know that her Mom is cooler than any other staff member's mom.

I see
While this one doesn't do it, I see this column devolving into "Look at all this free stuff we get to review, woe is me."

Hurray
Hurray for self-indulgence.

Nice
The best music comes from shitty economic periods.

Cat and Girl Strikes Again
The best comic ever kind of covered this.

COMMIE
Why do you hate the soldiers defending our freedom, Rabin? HUH? WHY?

Addition
How can we forget the great King Missile with the song "Detachable Penis?"

I suppose . . .
Anything by The Shins?

Not unusual
Check out his interview he did with Letterman while promoting Gladiator. It was in a similar vein.

Hold on
What does this have to do with Joaquin Phoenix?

Identity
Sara Rue is the Incredible Shrinking Woman.

If it's Donnie Darko, you watch the original theatrical version. If it's S. Darko, you leave it be. Like poison ivy.