Really
The taste tester who said "Tastes like Crystal Pepsi plus white." is trying to hard to be funny because I'm sure no one knows or remembers what Crystal Pepsi tastes like.

Reminder
Remember, Noel, when you wrote about what bands shouldn't put in press releases, you also promised to write about what reviewers DO look for in press kits at a later date.

Two times the suckage
Firstly, this kid is awful. He couldn't even read the teleprompter at the Oscars well.

THe Pills
The side affects of the sleeping pills including sex nightmares and sleep crimes was awesome.

The Count
So have there been more Robins or Lassies?

Documentary
This seems like a film version of Dorothy Gambrell's Lifestyles of the Nouveau Pauvre.

Genres
One genre that I can't imagine someone from the coasts appreciating without irony would be bluegrass.

No, Silly,
It's pronounced Roy Halladay. He's a pitcher for the Toronto Blue Jays.

Old Yeller
It's sad, but it had to happen.

The system
You burn the most important mail, because if it's important, they'll send it again.

Okay
I liked her better when she was with "the News."

Waiting
Still waiting for that rap off with Vanilla Ice.

Duck's back on the fire water
Duck was pretty ineffective and spineless this whole time until he started drinking again. Now he's going to merge two large ad agencies.

Kurt's a Homo
Cosgrove is hilarious.

That was a trap.

For Relaxing Times . . .
It's Santori Time.

Finales
I am still wondering how "Erie, Indiana" ends.

Too Late?
Isn't it getting very close to the registration deadline?

Gifford
Of course Kathy Lee was smitten. A faithful husband is foreign to her.

Drummers on the Mind
Are you thinking about drummers because of your man-love for Travis Barker?