He should've gone with the Joe Dirt look.

I'm gonna boycott the 48 Hours program! Retroactively for about 8 or 9 years. Done.

Oh Dead Clark Gable. . . .I respected you . . .

Female staffers to Letterman: Have it your way!

a real tune-smith
I just got into his music recently (like last week) and am really enjoying it.

at least he knows how to roll a 'masterpiece' joint

I was hoping that Gemma would just plow over the port-a-john with her Yukon.

Nicely done Wade! I like.

Thats the ONLY soda machine that can do a superman-seat-grab-indian-air. Watch out X-games 2010!

Otis, that's your sister!

Jack Irons was great in ELEVEN.

mine says delete.

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Bucky Calloway and Knob A. Cough get it.

Any way we can get
ANTHRAX to do the theme song?

Who would have thought to add bacon to vodka? Seriously?!?!?!!?

So now the food network chef-stars have replaced the 80's wrestlers? Cool.

well
He's no Joe Lieberman.

OMG
This just in: Michael Jackson STILL DEAD!

The Man Who Came for Dinner is GREAT. So many one-liners from a grumpy old jerk. Awesome comedy.