Spoiler alert: It's the ARBY-Q

I'm pretty sure Bergeron negotiated a one cent raise between seasons.

I love how this show keeps pathetically pressing on, YouTube be damned, by virtue of the fact it only costs $100,005 an episode to make.

The street corner where Hugh Grant…(eww)…made the movie Nine Months (EWWWWW!!!) ?

Hmm, and both have an affinity for blackface.

Good. Fuck them for cancelling it.

If they don't bring back Inside Schwartz, I'm gonna kill myself!

Yeah, the mansion in the next episode is in Irvine, my hometown, and is supposed to stand in for the gateway to hell, or something. I can see that being true sometimes.

Those cheap players from Asia always fall apart after a couple months.

They're the original Odd Couple!

Well, I think I speak for all of us when I say that if 9/11 had to happen to keep this movie from happening, it was worth it.

Nothing with that title should ever get higher than a C, just on general principle.

"produced by Phil Spector"

She's both hot enough and dumb enough for Arizona State. Why doesn't she just go there?

Todd, you numbskull, Last Crusade is much better than Crystal Skull.

And if a guy who uses the word "poontang" likes it, you KNOW it's good.

"It is an episode almost entirely devoid of plausible human behavior or genuine emotion, a wacky pure joke machine"

Desirz. Ha!

The thing of it is, Doctor, David Simon, when he ain't writin', he's a picture postcard of a drunken, self-destructive fuck-up. And when he is writing, he's pretty much the same motherfucker. But on a good show, he runnin' in front of the pack. That's as close as the man comes to bein' right.

We know it's you, Mr. Rushdie.