I'm hoping for a lot of jokes about their respective heights.

It is an NBC sitcom

If you want an album Perfect From Now On is generally considered their best (or at least in the top 3) and would probably be closest to the Cortez cover's sound. If you're looking for songs, try "Randy Described Eternity," "Car," and maybe "Carry the Zero." They have other great covers too if you're interested in more…

Not a bad idea for an snl sketch.

The Prisoner of Asskaban

I want a gritty reboot of Air Bud, starring Harvey Keitel as Air Bud.

Thanks!

I guess that makes you the Grim Raper!

Where did you get these numbers? I'm not being confrontational or anything, I'm just genuinely curious.

Everyone knows JFK died in 1963. What this book presupposes is…maybe he didn't.

Bart was feeling mighty blue.
It's a shame what school can do.
For no reason here's Aapuuu

I was gonna guess Maggie Smith, which feels very close to this answer.

Are you expecting to die very soon?

He's cheer captain, she's on the bleachers.

My mother is a roach.

Unwound Future is one of my favorite games ever because the story; it's so good. The puzzles are fun too.

Yes, and "where do I sign up?"

Plus, they can play you bonus songs to use your microwave to cook the Chef Boyardee!

Now I'm wondering if there are people out there who masturbate to God and/or Jesus.

The artists that did Weezer's newest album cover do similar things. http://twistedsifter.com/20…