Let's bring back Ostracism! Our Greek predecessors were right!

I have to agree with you, but godawful lines are what gets the attention of most people. Your average neckbeard hipster has probably not read anything by the Harlem Renaissance writers or even been to a black person's barbeque. I don't know. I think we're ignoring the fact that Macklemore knows his audience.

Oh, wow! Do you have any racy articles to link about this? Court gossip is my guilty pleasure…

I'm not saying it couldn't use snark, but I am saying that Phil seems to be self sabotaging.

We can't all speak Korean.

I think Phil is intentionally writing terrible reviews so the AVClub loses Teen Wolf traffic and he doesn't have to cover the show any more. It's so sad.

Also, here's Den of Geek, which has a slightly better design, and none of our favorite reviewers :(

If you make your browser zoom out to about 75%, the site gets marginally better.

I am thoroughly enjoying Jesse's new look! I hope he starts wearing sweater vests!

Yeah. At least she should have guessed an African language. You know, cause black people. But she looked up Belarusian.

For anyone who doesn't know, that's not the way birth control works.

Does PDN just hate all the shows he covers? I've never seen anyone say "Gee, PDN really likes this show!"

Yeah, but it's a hard pill to swallow that she doesn't even have some advice for the future of her entire race/tribe/people.

Whoa, I took a little peek at your link there. It's pretty ominous that Unalaq could be mounting some sort of spirit invasion. If he's trying to unleash spirits the first Avatar sealed into the spirit world (my theory), then the endgame for Unalaq has to look a lot more sinister than taking over the SWT/world.

I don't know why no one else has commented on Katara's absence. It's very weird knowing that the person who really should have some say in what's going on is just chilling, feeding the penguins on some ice island somewhere.

When's Teen Wolf coming back on?

I'm pretty sad that they're not reviewing this latest season of Haven, but I guess nobody here really watches the show. It's even got Eric Balfour and nobody's watching, so I guess Colin Ferguson from Eureka isn't gonna get anybody on the bandwagon.

What about the 20th season of America's Next Top Model?!

Just because you didn't understand Korean the first time doesn't mean nobody else did.

Gangnam style was silly South Korean social commentary with an argument. This is just dumb for the sake of being dumb.