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Janet Snakehole
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There's a story in that B.J. Novak book about how John Grisham's publishers accidentally put out one of his books without realizing he called it "the Something" as a placeholder. It's pretty funny.

I'm sad that I'm flying.

The only bad part of this news is that a network that I actually watch might employ her.

If Daniel isn't one but Jack is, then the eventual Emily-Jack romance resurgence will make her a Mrs. Grayson all over again!

Well, even if you beat the level without paying money, if you have enough trouble it'll eventually make the level easier so you don't give up. So you still didn't ACTUALLY beat the level.

I was going to make a joke about Farmville 2 and all the other shitty -ville games to agree with you but actually I guess they also have Scramble and Words with Friends, which are still popular to some degree.

I heard a guy on the bus talking about how he spent a couple hundred dollars to beat some levels. Guess money management like that is probably why he rides the bus.

The end credits played the version of Oh Holy Night…and it WAS catchier than any of the the National music…

Schaaaaaaadenfreeuude

I looked through that weight loss book a few years ago and one of the things "they" don't want you to know about to lose weight is GET A COLONIC EVERY TWO DAYS FOR A MONTH. I think I am on "their" side on this one…

But wouldn't we all just be found wanting?

The way the scene with the cucumber sandwiches was shot I was starting to think Kurt was trying to poison Starchild. I assume they just looked bad and that was supposed to be the reason Starchild didn't really want to eat any?

Eh. They're nerdy kids and their class is probably only 100 kids, if that.

Yeah, that's what I've been wondering about.

I am pretty sad about that, but that doesn't make her performance any more worthy of an award. The most dramatic parts of Philomena were the flashbacks that didn't contain her.

That's ALL they promote here…I'm constantly seeing or hearing one of those ads where guys with thick Boston accents hide under the bed but can still watch TV because they have tha hawpuh

The problem is that we apparently created Rascal Flatts, not that we buy their music. I definitely expected them to be from, you know, "the South", not COLUMBUS.

The movie about them includes a snippet from the one's participation in a staged sexual act towards the end of her pregnancy, so that exists, if that's a thing you're into.

Depending on the store policies I guess the fines could've reached over a hundred dollars, but once the store ceases to exist, who gives a shit?

Is it bad that I would absolutely pay $10 for an autographed copy of a photo of the microwave?