Spaaatullaaaaaaa

Maintenant il est pres de l'armoire…Maintenant il ouvre l'armoire…l'armoire…l'armoire…

Sucks for you.

That's what I'd like to know; I thought that's where the sports channel is going to go?

Not that it happens often, but any mention of Arli$$ occurs in my brain in the voice of Norm MacDonald as David Letterman.

"The rest of this "article" is a masturbatory exercise from what sounds
to be a rather frustrated unpublished comedic author of some kind."

I will have to try that. Have a 3 hour ride with someone who constantly messes with his internet radio and texts and everything else and it drives me insane. But, you know, not insane enough to use my own car to get there.

Thank you for reminding me of that. We haven't had a good crazy celebrity rant in too long.

Yeah, just started playing the video and then noticed that it's an hour forty. WTF?

I prefer 12play.

No, Samberg is in some band they see when they're out one night.

Oh man, love that Urkel line forever.

Apparently there are still people who go to a theatre and stand in line and ask each other what they should see. Maybe everything else starting at the time they walked up was sold out?

Am I the only one the felt the "new rule" of them judging without knowing which designer is attached to a garment should probably have been the rule from day 1? Same with them getting a closer look at the garments. Not as sure about the Tim Gunn save.

What's your alternative?

I talk about being from CLE all the time. You know, when I actually talk about anything here.

Hey.

I'm sure someone could re-engineer an Easy button.

At least Space Jam is thematically relevant for a basketball game.

Operator? Hello? I need Garfield-1-2-3-2-3 and I don't know what that means!