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Janet Snakehole
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YES. And now I'm going to be thinking about him saying dick deeyuck over and over for the rest of the day.

See also: I'm not your bitch, bitch and I have a culinary boner.

See also: I'm not your bitch, bitch and I have a culinary boner.

Well, when you get shown an awesome fight scene that culminates in your own head being ripped off, I think you tend to have second thoughts.

Well, when you get shown an awesome fight scene that culminates in your own head being ripped off, I think you tend to have second thoughts.

I guess I'm the only person here (so far at least) who was completely shocked and disturbed by that. But worse by the wolf deaths (even though I couldn't even tell which people they corresponded to).

I guess I'm the only person here (so far at least) who was completely shocked and disturbed by that. But worse by the wolf deaths (even though I couldn't even tell which people they corresponded to).

People were literally screaming in the theatre. It was amazing. I was laughing and laughing and laughing when it cut back to show it as Alice's vision.

People were literally screaming in the theatre. It was amazing. I was laughing and laughing and laughing when it cut back to show it as Alice's vision.

I had the same thing, but they were speaking in some other language. I'm not sure if they were explaining the movie to each other or had just given up on understanding it and decided to just have a chat.

I had the same thing, but they were speaking in some other language. I'm not sure if they were explaining the movie to each other or had just given up on understanding it and decided to just have a chat.

I always gripe about how Cinemark doesn't have a loyalty program. I wonder if I'll still earn the coupons if I'm at a free screening…

I always gripe about how Cinemark doesn't have a loyalty program. I wonder if I'll still earn the coupons if I'm at a free screening…

Is not top scallop!

Is not top scallop!

Oh definitely not awful, but not ENOUGH either.

Oh definitely not awful, but not ENOUGH either.

I don't think Yara's Shemergency button-pushing lost it for them, I think they were going to lose either way.

I don't think Yara's Shemergency button-pushing lost it for them, I think they were going to lose either way.

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