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Janet Snakehole
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I heard an ad for Nicolas Cage reading Davy Crockett. I really, really want to listen to that. They should probably just have had him do ALL the books.

Fuuuuuuuck.

Sorry, did this have a "NO COMEDY" line in it somewhere? It was a joke!

I thought for a moment after he asked her what happened last night that
they'd cut to some scene we didn't see of them kissing on the beach or
something.

No Spoiler Space?

I have never seen these, but I am (I hope, erroneously) imagining a Red Hot with a candy shell around it.

I'd certainly be okay with never seeing that ad for 1 Girl 5 Gays where the guy says he was trying to find the "anoose" again…but it seems stupid to take away what made the channel different/interesting.

I dunno, I still haven't seen a long-form birth certificate accompanied by two forms of photo ID to prove it.

It seemed like maybe the first time she talked to the media was more of a spur of the moment thing, and then since she did well at it, they just had her keep going.

And why have the week in between last episode and now just to then take a break again? Wouldn't it be easier on everyone with one big break?

When they showed him in the movie, I thought he was the youngest son from Home Improvement.

Then you're in luck, because the pool in this movie has a "Naked Girls Only" sign next to it and that shit is ENFORCED.

In this case they arrange for the whole thing to be filmed because they think it's going to be an epic night, or whatever.

I went to a screening and can confirm that I was surrounded by assholes.

Danny DeVito in a weird orange outfit and make-up? I'd watch it. Plus the Lorax is tied in with whatever that made up new car technology is, so the chefs can mention those cars every few minutes.

I did! (Yesterday, of course, I just didn't see this thread until now)

That seems to be the Hulu plan. They've put a lot more limitations on what's available when unless you subscribe to Hulu Plus. Which I did for free…and then kept on doing after the trial was up.

Yeah, seeing the photos of it right after it happened will probably result in my "holding a grudge" for quite some time. And he also continues to be a huge asshole at every opportunity.

I read that in whichever Gladwell book it ended up in and it kind of blew my mind.

I dunno, then I'd have to forgive him for those terrible Old Navy commercials and I'm not sure I'm ready to do that.