I was with her at first, but she lost me with dragging herself across the floor. What the hell was that about?

I don't have enough books on my Sony Reader to have even noticed the crappy sorting, but I agree that in general it's got design issues. I loved my Sony cell phone a few years ago, but it also had annoying proprietary issues—had to use their weird headphones with it that were so weird I thought they were defective and…

Not sure how to feel about being someone who likes junk, but the shoe definitely fits. I think they were torn between making this one a better movie and making it a crazier movie, so it sort of disappoints on both counts, but I still didn't think it was awful. There's one Cage freakout that was fantastic and I don't…

He does!

Has Pawnee just not had a city planner for the last few years?

Yeah, he didn't seem to care much when April's sister was having him arrested.

Her?

I assumed it was fake money. And didn't really consider where he'd gotten it from.

When I started watching that I said, "If they kill that dog, I'm done." They called my bluff. I was still really unhappy about it, though.

In other words, BOOBS.

Yeah, I mean, it feels genuine in the context even though it is pretty damn fast, but of course it feels right because Tom Hardy is saying it so I was too busy swooning to think it through.

Also, feel free to swear to your heart's content.

Oh, damn, we're already into no-reply thread depth. You know, I'm not really sure how long it's supposed to be. We see maybe 4 date snippets for each guy? It can't be all that long because it's only the time in between them pissing off the villain and him tracking them down. You know, I was entertained by this as I…

Me too! That's why I stopped at a Master's!

@avclub-f44e5f581e7f058880813901dfa1b55f:disqus It was AMAZING to me when I watched it when it was on TV. I still love it. And often do JFK impressions to no acclaim.

And now we know where the name…came….from.

I masturbate for several days every month. I don't like to leave the house, there's a lot of cramping, and it can get messy. Wait, did I use the right word?

I really think Pine wins because he f-s her. Hardy actually doesn't. He tells her he loves her and the audience is sort of led to believe it leads to sex but finds out later that it didn't. I'm not sure she fully finds out about the surveillance, which makes Pine look even worse. Maybe he plans to tell her the full…

Aside from fitting the classic "male slut meets the girl who convinces him to settle down" trope, Pine was clearly the wrong choice. His dates were 100% bullshit. And at least Hardy had the decency to destroy all the bugs when things were getting…serious… But I think I've already given this more thought than I…

Not everyone is beautiful—Chelsea Handler is there! With you about choosing Chris Pine over Tom Hardy, though, for sure.