I hope she thinks of Bill Pullman as "The guy from Sleepless in Seattle who isn't Tom Hanks".

Fine, I hate HALF of him.

I was also thinking of that. Luckily it didn't involve him enthusiastically putting his tongue in Phil's mouth, as it would have if it were a Vogelchek sketch.

Really? I find him adorable.

It's better than the previews make it out to be…

I actually find Watch What Happens Live to be pretty entertaining. He has people do completely ridiculous shit and still manages to get good guests sometimes—the pajama party with Ralph Fiennes where he kept being asked sexual questions and didn't understand the American slang was particularly amusing. If you were…

Fully expecting a reboot of the Next Karate Kid with Willow…and there will be whipping of hair.

I think that association might be partly why I like him…

They've definitely had multiple songs from one movie in the past. I don't know what the hell happened here.

That's the ugliest damn bong I've ever seen.

Yeah, they occasionally explain terms like that on the show and I remember them explaining "fishy" as looking feminine.

Hah. Essentially what I meant was that the real estate on the Jersey Shore is less expensive to rent for the summer. Actually classy behavior in the Hamptons not meant to be implied.

No, the Shore is a trashy version of the Hamptons, where people 'summer' there, which is what the cast was doing until they went to other places.

Don't even get him started on the AFLAC duck…

Yeah, until she asked April about her relationship I was afraid it was a repeat and the teases about a Party Down moment were all lies.

I didn't have trouble reading them either. A sentence being long doesn't necessarily make it an awful sentence.

Yes, it's actually a polyamorous gay love story.

Some just have a high metabolism.

Don't worry, there are references to them using their powers to provide sexual satisfaction.

I also looked into Last Chance Kitchen to see if I could find out who was going to be returning, but I just clicked straight to the end and got the "Tune in to Bravo to find out" message. Still a little irritated, though. I want to know NOW, dammit!