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Janet Snakehole
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Well, you're supposed to call it the P…I mean Progressive Field now, but more importantly, you just mentioned where I live, so I guess I'm supposed to go "WOOOO!" like at shows, right?

I was Joan for Halloween, if that counts…I hope it doesn't because I'm nerdy enough without LARPing being involved.

Poor Seymour.

"FalseRumors is a future cock-cutter. I'm convinced."

"(Tonks started strong, but then, meh)"

That's what I was afraid of during that scene.

During the scene where he was visiting the banks I thought, "Please don't get ALL of these loans as some kind of scheme…"

I would say, regardless of the whole suitcase thing, that she is, in fact, an idiot.

Don't worry, Guillermo is, presumably, still out there somewhere. Maybe he will appear and have crazy sex with her or (try to) kill her. Or both.

Not to agree with Glenn Beck, but seeing Children's Hospital, Mad Men, and Parks & Rec does not mean that I know who those people are. Apparently I have seen those people, but that is not the same as knowing who they are.

Landstander, you not realizing it was a Jewish camp must have made it seem really strange when all the kids watching the talent show HATED that Godspell number… Then again, I suppose it's perfectly reasonable to think that kids just hate Godspell.

Unless fertility drugs count.

I still hope Linden's fiance did it. There's no evidence and it doesn't make sense, but nothing does.

Where do I sign up for a piece of one of Randy Savage's Slim-Jim soaked neon cowboy hats?!?

I love Cold, Cold Christmas.
Apparently I have a thing for funny-sad, because I also really like Flight of the Conchords' I'm Not Crying and End of an Act from Team America…

Also, I Want to Piss on You and his Tupac song.

I Know Black People remains one of my favorite things.

That phrase brought back horrible memories of Ghost Rider that I'd been trying to keep buried.

I would probably watch that.

Rainbow, I think you just rode the animals rather than becoming them, but you're right on about the candy throwing and snot bubbles. No idea what the comics were like, though.