I hope someone got sacked for that blunder.

-57.22 points.

Yes! I knew that rare skin disorder would come in handy. Suck it, shedders!

His character is like a villain from a Douglas Sirk movie.

This Fall: Bad Janet.

I don't know, sounds like the cube was doing the real heavy lifting.

He's incredibly douchy in Sleeping With Other People.

Yeah, you need to see a neurologist right now.

"Flames. Flames! On the side of my face…."

The thing that gets me is that he's just a closer. The market was full of pitchers who were probably a) not awful people and b) going to be exactly as valuable as Chapman over the course of the rest of the season.

That's what deals with the devil are for!

I'm a died-in-the-wool Cubs fan and I can tell you having Chapman on the team doesn't sit well with a lot of us.

All Riiii— Wait a minute…. That's just the band's name isn't it? I fell for this years ago when I went to this party at Port Chester University. Nice try.

Shiny McShine?

That is my worst fear for next week, that nobody believes Eleanor. That would be the laziest possible outcome.

Re… cy… cling…?

Isn't it weird how many comics creators share names with other celebrities? It's kind of crazy that there are two Ralphs Macchio or two Alans Silvestri.

We've seen the transcripts.

Nat Faxon is Matt Fraction in Malfunction!

No joke, your dad sounds pretty cool.