Is the other Trump daughter just out of frame or did they send her for coffee, or what?

I know this is a Mallrats joke, but Terry Austin is the best and I say that without fear of contradiction.

Maybe Nightcrawler is just being a creepy dick?

I don't know. I kind of like comics that are typed out on a Selectric.

Dr. Atomic Robo Tesla.

I love that in the 21st century he's gone on to play characters with names like "Gordy Brewer" and "Ray Owens."

Just because they met while on a quest to free a queen from a well doesn't make theirs a "fairy tale" romance.

To be fair, at one point a doctor thought it was testicular cancer. That's pretty close, right?

And Sloane was their Franz Liebkind.

Stupid perfume companies need the most music videos!

Like "Best Babysitters"?

So do you!

Probably, right?

No thanks. Maybe later?

Such a great movie. I approve!

That's okay, we figured we were just privy to your inner monologue.

Aren't they? Aren't… they?

Sometimes there is more truth in legend than in history.

Why is it that people who go out hunting for cryptids never bring good cameras?

They prefer to be called "stride-mates", I believe.