I'm legitimately curious how many actual votes "Tim Calhoun" will get in November.

Wait a minute. Before, I thought you said you had three kids….

I used to work for UPS, too. You don't hear me braggin' about it.

I don't know. Could Keaton play a hard-bitten newspaper editor or a nutty guy in a bird suit? I don't see it.

I like it! Instead of being a cigar-chomping screamer, he could be a passive-aggressive weasel.

It does sound delicious.

Riiiiight, "if" Black Francis was 6’3” and once laid waste to Metropolis. "If."

I don't know. I think most people found Belfort and the Belforteers repugnant and it must have been intentional on the part of the filmmakers. Sure, the movie humanizes Belfort, but that's about it; Wolf of Wall Street doesn't excuse or mitigate any of the horrible shit he did.

I'm assuming you had a lackey type that out as you sat on a throne, stroking a cat.

That always pissed me off that Anikin was so impressed by a Sith who could stop people from dying. We have those now! They're called doctors. Anikin lives in space, where doctors are even better!

No, silk! Don't you know anything about arachnology?

It sounds like he's just bragging now.

On the plus side, that kid never broke. What a pro.

He's Toby Jones' African-American equivalent.

Love the comment/user name/avatar symmetry.

At NASA, we call those guys "launch pad failures".

Wait. Aren't creeps among the few people we should be shaming?

All jokes aside, take care of yourself and good luck.

That's bad!

I thought she changed her name to China Woman after the Crisis.