Don't be so hard on the arms dealer, he wasn't meanin' no harm.

I cannot wait for the spin-off: Mittens For Hire.

Riley needs braces.

I'm hoping the same thing.

Technically the crime is "solved" because we know who did it.

Okay, A.V. Club, you win. I'm now even sadder about Alan Rickman's death.

Could you eat Alan Rickman's wit? Could you? I rest my case.

So now I can tell people that my life is turning out just fine because I help restore faith in humanity. Nice.

Case!

That, or "Do not feed my son cumtoast!"

It's part of his head now.

It was disturbing enough seeing Kyle Chandler play someone named "Harge." Is it a family name? Is it short for something like "Hargeford"?

The movie's not about tungsten monopolies or Nazis. It's about Gilda and Johnny. Granted, the tungsten stuff is a little goofy, but it's barely a McGuffin.

Aw, maaaaaan!

Stop waking up, you selfish bastard!

They generally cover the period from just after last year's ceremony up to about a week before this year's.

Well, the math checks out.

Have you seen Blue is the Warmest Color? It's kind of like that, but more grunty.

That's one of the best kinds of endorsement!

Maybe there's someone you could call?… You know, someone who sounds important but is comically nearby…. Huh? Huh?