"Write smaller, live longer" my grandpappy used to say.

As a colony of humans, they (as well as the other colonies) probably still use Earth years so that everyone's on the same page.

I can only assume you mean highly trained shadow-puppeteers.

Don't lie, you'd watch that movie.

Mine too. Absolutely no reaction from the crowd.

Or he died of autoerotic asphyxiation and Morland arranged the scene so it looked like he died heroically fighting an intruder.

CHRISTMAS IS HERE!

When I first saw this, I thought the necklace would be in different box. Whoops.

My sister once told me that if she had to pick between me and a hot European, I'm toast.

But it's a -1 to Dexterity, so there's a trade-off.

Nah, you're not the last one. Oswalt's still okay in my book.

What do you mean by everything?

Must… remain… cautiously… optimistic…. Keep… expectations… reasonable….

Oh, yeah. Same here; Peter deserved it.

And then he turns a building into solid gold! I like how you think.

It looks like the trail has… gone cold.

Jesus was the original wizard.

Everything has an end.

Cheerfully withdrawn!

There's a difference between honest criticism and name-calling. You, Sir/Madam/Bot, are a name-caller. A poopy-headed name-caller.