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RedNose Express
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I used to watch the Big 3's Fall Preview specials like they were the goddamn Oscar's..

Here in The Great White North (aka Canada), our right-wing federal government is in the process of implementing mandatory minimums and the other greatest hits that the Yank's Republican Party are so in favor of..I used to consider ourselves a little morally superior to our neighbors to the south…Not anymore:(

^I can't remember what article this stat was mentioned, and forgive me for paraphrasing, but there a somethng like 230,000 victims of prison rape a year. That doesn't count the number of times they are raped, which would put the TOTAL number of assaults in the millions per year..

^Christ, that movie fucked me right up..They attacked him in an alleyway, right? I remember the camera pulling back as one of the attackers was lifting up his raincoat..fade to black as Trautman screams..Not the image a ten year old needs..

My folks couldn't have cared less about the shows I watched as a lad..Hand to god, I had no clue Bullock was gay as a French Horn..

A young RedNose sure found the blonde daughter pretty smokin'..

Oh man..I remember when they tried to style up Hunter..It still looked like a crappy Stephen J. Cannell show..

Oh man, don't get me started on Tango & Cash..

Just like me!!

^ We lowly Canadians don't get any of The Bandit's movies…You guys get Malone??

Any other Canadian Netflix members looking at that list, wondering if our shit-ass service will ever get better??

^ Well said sir..What a killjoy:(

No, no, no…We love "The Merv Griffin Show" here in Canada..You're thinking of the Dutch..

Now, I've always been aware Paul Simon wasn't what you'd call tall, but Christ, he's like Danny DeVito!!!

^ They sounded like a garage band….and not in a good way..

"You bastardo!! You killed my son Tomas!!"

Good night Jugdish!!

I remember seeing Brooks on Arsenio's old show, and going on about how nice it was that two "brown" men were so accomplished. Arsenio just kind of gave him a "whatever man.."

I just wish he had sat a little closer to Shatner on that piano stool..

^ I was waiting for someone to mention GoT..Watched the whole show one afternoon/evening.. I would never have been able to keep all the Houses and rivalries in my head if I had to wait a bloody week for the next installment.