And it seems like comedy purists can't handle even mild criticism without crying that the sky is falling and Chappelle is going to go Galt and leave us bereft of all laughter.

I find it incredibly bizarre that comedy of all things is the one art form some people have decided is so sacred it can't be subject to critical analysis.

Whereas Van Damme has always kind of had a vulnerability to him even when the dude he's playing is as indestructible as any Arnie character. These traits - Seagal's smug fuckery and Van Damme's softer, sadder side - have only gotten magnified as they've gotten older.

Dude, we get it. You don't like Marvel movies and anyone who does is an unthinking sheep. There's no need to go full Manimal any time these movies get a mention.

For you to call everyone else on this board 'trolls' suggests a truly superhuman lack of self awareness.

Loretta is a Trumpist, sadly.

So we're just ignoring the current lawsuit, yeah?

Maybe it is, but the article you posted presents an extraordinarily poor case.

I'm ignoring it because it's the desperate flailings of a bunch of reactionary morons who are supporting a candidate who has been credibly accused of rape multiple times.

That all seems about as credible as you'd expect from a website with a "cuck of the week" feature.

Tonight I'm making toasted sammiches with provolone, porchetta, and wilted kale on a sourdough pane de casa from an awesome local bakery. It's probably a bit wanky to qualify as a grilled cheese, but it's gonna be goddamn delicious.

I like to mix parmesan cheese into the butter for the outside. It's like a grilled cheese made on Sizzler pan bread.

It's very important that you tell me more about blocking John Howard's toilet.

Fun fact: leading MRA Paul Elam became woke to the injustice faced by all men when at 13 he was forced by his mother to take his diarrhea medication.

Like the overwhelming majority of young actors from the UK, she's clearly a posho, but her accent is identifiably Northern for sure.

That's exactly what they think, and it worked a treat.

Now anyone who seeks asylum in Australia by boat will be permanently banned from ever setting foot on Australian soil. Like, say someone eventually gets out of one of our concentration camps and becomes a world-renowned heart surgeon. If in 25 years they wanted to come here for a conference, or to visit friends or…

You guys really love falling back on the "I know you are but what am I" gambit, hey?

What do I have to be angry about? My employers at Disney are laughing all the way to the bank, somehow, despite paying off an enormous chunk of the media and tens of millions of movie goers to pretend they genuinely enjoy Marvel movies. It's a great racket.

Like fucking clockwork, this guy.