Oh man, I love a Massaman. I make the paste from scratch and do it in the crockpot with beef shin or, if I'm feeling fancy and have time to let it cook for even longer, beef cheeks.

Also in the UK and Australia at least chicken tikka masala is notoriously mild.

Indomie is a borderline staple food for students in Australia and I still love that shit. It used to be like 28 cents a pack when I was in boarding school.

The general hatred for young people that's emerged around here tends to manifest most strongly in the comments on music reviews.

I know you really, really hate milennials for whatever reason, but they're not the ones making these calls, and actresses in particular were being discriminated against on the basis of age long before the Worst period Generation period Ever was even born.

I dunno, I'd say on average they're less egregious than the rest of Hollywood - Gwyneth Paltrow is eight years younger than RDJ, but she was 36 or 37 in the first Iron Man so it's not like a Will Smith/Margot Robbie level mismatch; Hayley Atwell and Chris Evans are about the same age while Emily VanCamp is 30 to his…

He didn't actually apply for the grant, IIRC, that was just Stark's cover for being there. The upcoming Spider-Man: Homecoming is definitely set when he's in high school and takes place after Civil War, because Tony and Happy are both going to be in it.

I remember how smugly certain so many people were about that, too. I was never sure what reason they had, honestly. She looks mid-20s to me, but then I remember when she was on the Aussie soap Neighbours looking very much like the teenager she was at the time.

What have I told you about talking like a grizzled circa-1890s prospector?

I love the boundless naivety of Hollywood dudes with a boner for the US military.

Jack Black's intense, awkward, and potentially very dangerous Bob Roberts supporter would have an anime avatar on twitter and a propensity for calling people cucks if that movie was made today.

Not in a Cornish accent they dussn't, me 'andsome.

Yeah, Poldark isn't a real Cornish surname, but Pol is one of the three prefixes that indicate one. The other two are Tre- and Pen-, and in all three cases they're not the syllable you emphasise. So Trelawney is truh-LAW-nee, Pendarvis is pen-DAR-vis and Polperro is puhl-PAIR-o.

Maybe, but the single hand in question was arguably Dick Cheney's.

It was me. I asked for this. And I got it. How do you like that?

Hahaha, oh dear me no. Quite the opposite, somehow.

No offense taken. Stay woke!

Well, I can't speak to people calling Snyder a hack, because that's not my position. In fact, to my mind, what he is is a wonderful example of the limits of the auteur theory as a marker of value and quality. You know a Snyder film when you see one, as sure as you know a Michael Bay or Baz Luhrmann film.

Oh cool, I hope the creative team finds another underage actress to put in skimpy clothes so they can simultaneously leer at her and finger-wag about the sexualisation of minors.

I guess it does if you found the tedious, simplistic Christ metaphors in MoS and BvS really, really compelling.