Right, Shkreli needed Twitter to make him act like an asshole.

Haha, yeah, I noted this elsewhere. I guess it's an improvement!

Most of the best people on twitter definitely fit that description.

I'm so getting one of those when we buy our own place next year.

Are…are you not?

I think in America it has something to do with white shoes, which I guess has somehow taken the place of having an organised labour movement?

I'm too damn lazy for a VPN, but I should get one.

Oh, no doubt he was a good get for a d-movie like this one. And I guess the dude in the original was even less Thai-adjacent than Bautista, so baby steps I guess.

That would probably be better (in the interest of full disclosure, I downloaded a rip of JCVJ because I'm Australian and can't get Amazon Prime).

Hasn't been made yet - the Amazon pilots are all just pilots so far. I'm also hoping JCVJ gets picked up though, it was really enjoyable and JCVD is perfect at playing a washed up sad-sack version of himself (who can still look jacked and take out a roomful of mooks).

"Why didn't this thing that annoys me happen here so I could complain about it? Guess I will anyway."

I like Dave Bautista, but how the shit could they not find a Thai dude to play a Muay Thai champ called Tong Po (although that's not really a Thai name anyway, to be fair) and get Bautista to play someone else?

I sort of hope not because I don't want to have to think Robert Del Naja is a terrible wanker.

Yeah, the existence of rich black people means there's no racism. Jesus Christ, man.

Holy shit, if it's that easy I'm going to tell all the stupid people to read the thread.

Haha, well I'm not sure that fits the old boy Manimal's thesis!

Old timey, slightly racist term.

No, you're right Jim, white people fixed racism forty years ago and now everyone should be able to rest easy and get back to Making America Great Again. If only there weren't all those pesky black people telling you otherwise, huh?

RIGHT!?

Ooh, I've got some raspberry gel and lemon curd in the fridge and I know what I'm making for breakfast tomorrow. Because I'm an asshole.