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While the media seems concerned about Blackfish-on-Whitefish violence, really, I think folks should be concerned about threats from folks like George SWIMMERMAN.

But…but…it really IS a nice place to visit…

Blackfish be swimmin' like THIS, and Whitefish be swimmin' like THIS.

I was in Rwanda 2 weeks ago, and it's a beautiful place, and I recommended everyone go there sometime in their life. That said, nothing prepares you for walking into a room filled with the mummies of children and babies killed in the genocide. Holy hell…

Or like that chunk of Bobby Peru's head in the stocking as it falls to the ground. FLAPPY!

Yeah, it's a no-brainer ride and a nice place to zone out. It's like that Epcot ride where it starts all awesome and full of dinosaurs and then it gets more awesome and goes to a magic world full of trolls fairies and then ends with a long documentary about oil and coal exploration. That's the best napping spot in the…

They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our Freedom Williams!

Isn't that a Descendents song?

Amen.

Well, I'll simply second Scott Von Doviak's answer from
above, as "Come on Up to the House" is indeed the song I have always
wanted sung. I live overseas right now and we were required to leave written
instructions for our funeral in case of accidental death (God forbid). So
somewhere in New Jersey, in a safe deposit box,…

Yeah, it was my dad that really opened me up to all forms of art and entertainment. My mom, too, but my dad is the standout. He had me watching Kurosawa in elementary school. He showed me Last Year at Marienbad. He showed me Eraserhead at probably too young of an age. He had hundreds of records and he played them…

Last Year at Marienbad. Good lord, what a mind fuck. Great flick, but what an assault on the senses.

I love this album. I never bought any of their albums after this one, but Thirteen Tales…is a terrific album. This was on heavy rotation back in the day, and it still holds up.

Oh, thank you. I was scrolling down the comments just to see if anyone else admitted to thinking this was actually amusing. I did laugh, though this is lower than low-brow. And this was actually the most lucid I've ever seen these two. They seemed somewhat normal. Except for the face paint, of course.

FYI- That's a dig at Courtney Love, not Faith No More. I love Faith No More.

Huh. I've seen that clip and never noticed that. Thanks for the info!

Courtney Love in Faith No More.

Really? How have I never heard that before?