SHARK DRIVE!!

So, I'm currently in language school in Tanzania learning Kiswahili (this is, in fact, true), and in class THIS VERY DAY I made the following statement: "Ninapenda taa." This roughly translates to "I love lamp." I was proud of myself. My teacher was befuddled.

He pretty consistently made himself look like a skeezy asshole on a few episodes of Glee.

For creepy aliens messing with people's minds, it's CHOCKY all the way, dawg.

I am beginning to realize that my dream of being a famous singer* has less to do with my lack of talent and more to do with my lack of initiative, because clearly anyone can get signed these days.

Hey, look. The word for "getting better at something" and "impromptu riffing on a topic" are spelled the same!

You win the internet for the day. Nay, the WEEK.

Oh, we laughed and smiled through the whole thing. Great cast. It was just more "slight" than I expected it to be based on all the praise.

My wife and I finally, at the urging of 1,000,000 friends, watched "Love, Actually" and…liked it.

I haven't even read this article yet but I just wanted to comment because I love this dude. My wife and I refer to him as my "mancrush." After watching "Long Way Round" and "Long Way Down," I think he looks like a super normal, nice guy.

I own their entire catalog. Not ashamed to admit it, though I'm not nearly as fond of their newer stuff. BUT- their children's album "Snacktime" is one of the best albums in their whole discography. Fun, smart, full of really earnest sentiments about childhood- I really think it's one of the best. Bummer Steven Page…

This is a review I 100% agree with. I have all his albums, and I think they're all great, BUT, some are definitely more "listenable" than others, meaning, all the songs might be great, but I can't seem to absorb the whole album at once. But I find this to be his most listenable album in years. It works well
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Aw, Sherlock and Katie Holmes…

"The Three Musketeats."

As if this guy needs something else to inflate his ego…

Props on the Moolaade comment. I laughed. Great movie, too.