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The Ebony Jar of Man Love
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I'd throw in a recommendation for Gotham Central, it's an overlooked gem starring the Gotham City Police Department and it does an amazing job at fleshing out Gotham City as well as portraying the whole phenomenon of Batman and his rogues gallery from an outsiders perspective.

Dammit all my Koosh stock is going to take a hit from this.

But then it'll take 3 years to make and have George Liquor appear in every scene for some reason.

It's a damn shame too, it would've been amazing to have Chairface Chippendale as a villain on the live action show. Especially if they remade the episode of the cartoon where he tries to write his name on the moon, the gradual destruction of the moon was my favorite running joke on the cartoon.

Nicolas Cage is being haunted by the ghost of G.G. Allin too? Glad to see I'm not the only one, but that wasn't a fudgesicle he was holding.

I think this is less a marketing stunt and more a means to lure out potential stalkers.

But seriously, why the hell does old George look like Robert Z'Dar?

At this point I think James Franco is less a real person and more a manifestation of the collective public unconsciousness brought to life.

Ducktits?

Eh… I mean uh… If I'm doing something else… It might not be a bad show to have on.

Yesssss….
I hope this pans out, his "Porn Family" needs to come into fruition. Simply for the inevitable tell-all from one of the stud midget cousins that's going to read like a coked out de Sade story.

Yeah… I've gotten that and "Birdman Kicked My Ass" stuck in my head on multiple occasions. Now that I think about it, the Wesley Willis Fiasco was really good at producing ear worms.

I'm pretty sure Martian Manhunter is alive this month.

If they wanted to boost sales
Couldn't they have just killed off Jimmy Olsen?

Brecht is pretty damn bad for earworms. I once had "Mac the Knife" stuck in my head for a month.

I once made it through an entire shift at work
With "Suck A Cheetah's Dick" by the Wesley Willis Fiasco stuck in my head, nothing quite like having a song stuck in your head that you can't sing out loud.

Cookie Monster's post has just filled me with fear of a potential "Rubik, the Amazing Cube" movie remake.

What the hell is the point of owning a copy of "Good Burger" if you're not buying the orange videotape.