Yeah, the Brick mistreatment turned this episode into a C for me…

The Middle left a horrible taste in my mouth immediately with it's first scene. Brick was treated like absolute shit, and for that scene alone the whole episode ended up hurting for it. It wasn't cute, it wasn't funny, it was mean. I know they meant for Brick to always be the weird child, but the "look at him. he's a…

Conan wrote it!

So can we just talk for a second about the AV Club's Advertisement 'article' for "
Why? With Hannibal Buress"?

What about Billy Joel's Just The Way You Are? Damn Bruno Mars!

He made the right joke (Cosby rape) at the right time (end of last year). He got lucky This show came from that luck! Sure, he had Broad City and other roles before that joke became viral, but those would have never gotten them this show by themselves…

This is bullshit. I call bullshit!

Wait, this isn't Clickhole…

Really? I found that line as a way of saying we as humans were inferior beings than the gems.

I think there has been more time put into writing articles about this film than time put into actually creating this film.

Every week I notice comments about why the writers act like Alex wouldn't have boys all around her, and my comment to those people is this: The actress, Ariel Winter, who plays her is 17. Compare that to Sue on The Middle. Eden Sher is 23.

Fun fact: Eden Sher (Sue) is 23. Ariel Winter (Alex) is 17. That's probably the reason why the writers give Sue a lot more attention from boys than Alex.

I want Erica to get into Juilliard. I really think that would be a great direction for her character. And I want… nay… I need to hear her sing more!

Pesticide?

That's probably true, but after this season, I wouldn't trust everything they say about next season just yet since they seem to love the element of surprise.

Blazer was far and away the best sketch of the night.

Can late night television shows (namely those on NBC) please stop with the Sesame Street characters? I may have loved Elmo when I was six, but I'm 25 now and I'd rather laugh than wax nostalgic. Besides, those Muppets aren't even allowed to speak in innuendo on the of chance a child finds a clip of the cameo online.

This first episode was a lot of fun and it's extremely nice to see Marvel go more mature, but am I the only one who believes the writing and the dialogue need to improve in all things Marvel?

It would be interesting to see The Goldbergs run with Erica's wish to be a singer and actually have her reach some success with it. I mean, she IS a great singer and it solves the "oh crap, she has to graduate high school, doesn't she…" problem.

The outrage the internet is having over Noah is in regards to his tweets. You're confusing the backlash to the original backlash AS the original backlash…