Just once I wish that other criminal investigation shows would reflect the true measure of bullet wound penetration - a rack full of Barbara Walters interview tapes.

Just once I wish that other criminal investigation shows would reflect the true measure of bullet wound penetration - a rack full of Barbara Walters interview tapes.

How about Bowie?

How about Bowie?

Hey Rod, don't forget to do your plug for Oasis cigarettes!

Hey Rod, don't forget to do your plug for Oasis cigarettes!

But tell me Oolon, 'Who is this Terry Nation Person Anyway?'

Damn that boy is good!

I would say it has one of the best Burns' moment too when he pitifully throws his knock out grenade that discharges at his feet which causes him to perform that tranq induced dance?

Viddy well little brother…Viddy well.

That's just another facet of comic detail lacking in the show nowadays, the ironic hold music gag. Just love how Homer's reduced to tears listening to Harry Chapin and Player.

"Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes."

Hey, maybe there is no Springfield, maybe it's one of them metaphorical things. Like, maybe Springfield is the place inside each of us created by our goodwill and teamwork.

Beatle Babies > The Beatles > Jesus?

Forget it, he's rolling.

"We know a remote planet in the Solar System that produces the Martians that hurtle across the gulf of space to slowly and surely draw their plans aga… wait, this is a lot of shit H.G., you know that don't you?!"

Not unless you want your SEAL team armed with walkie talkies…

"this is your left, and that's your left
this is your right, that's your right…

Died of a short illness due to a large garden gnome insertion

Rick McCallum: May I present George Lucas, film maker?
Interviewer: I told you not to admit him!
George: I must be allowed to speak.
Rick McCallum: He must be allowed to speak.
Interviewer: You weak minded fool! He's using an old USC film school trick.
George: You will accept my new vision of Captain Solo and Greedo's…